White Elephant/Money Maker Rated PG-18

I made these as a prank for a Christmas party white elephant gift. But I am quite proud of them, and think they may come in handy and in fact be my moneymaker. May not be suitable for young viewers.
       **Black with fur shown here.

                                                   
Introducing  "Knockers"
"Not tonight dear, I have a headache" "Aunt flo is visiting, yes for the 3rd time this month, no, that isn't weird!" Do either of these sound familiar? Tired of having to use the same old excuses night after night? Well why not let your "Knockers " be the talkers? Simply hang a couple of our "Do not Disturb" signs on your knobs at bedtime. No words even need be exchanged. Communication has NEVER been made easier, or made more clear. No more confusion!!!  So when he comes a knockin', let your "Knockers " do the talkin'. You will love not having  to lie to him ever again. He will love that he doesn't have to waste any time buttering you up by rubbing your back or feet only to later be turned down. On the nights you are feeling a bit frisky, just flip the do not  disturb sign over, and let the fun begin!  Buying a new pair of knockers could save your marriage! *Comes in sizes A-DDD. Available colors white, black, nude, or leopard print. Glow in the dark technology so he can clearly get the message, even in the dark. Or comes in handy if you change your mind, he will be tickled when he see's your knockers glowing in the dark & that you have flipped your sign over from "do not disturb" to "FINE, just make it quick, and try not to wake me".
Makes the perfect Christmas gift for all the women in your life. Your sisters, mother's, aunts,& friends will all thank you for saving their marriage! After all, who doesn't want a new set of "Knockers " ?!!! Buy one get one free special!
*May cause paper cuts, and crinkly sounds if you are a stomach sleeper. Recommend sleeping on back for most effective,clear communication.
Be sure to check out our other marriage saving products like our "Titoo's" a permanent version of "Knockers " 
        *Here I am modeling the white with rhinestone in the DDD size.I actually think he could have    told by the look on my face as to not disturb me. But in case he doesn't pick up on face signals, it is nice to know I have these as a back up.

             *Flirty Leopard print, but not too flirty, says "go away" on the other side.

                    **Cute as can be box they came in!
                    

                                                 
You too, can be the proud owner of these stylish marriage saving, clear communicating devices! Order now!;) ;)