Max wants me for his "wifey"

In Maxton's eight years he has proposed to me many a time. It melts my ole heart to know he loves me so much. Yesterday he proposed once more.
We were driving in the car listening to a song that has a line in it that says something to the effect, 'someday you will be my wifey'. Maxton tells me to turn down the music, so I do. He then says "mom, someday YOU will be MY wifey." Teasing him I say "I don't think dad would like that, besides, I am pretty sure it is against the law." He debates back "on page 98 of THE BOOK, it states that son's can marry their mother's, and so someday I will." I ask him "what book?" He answers "THE BOOK, the one you obviously haven't read." I wonder what else this great book of Max states? I suspect it proves a lot of things he wants to be right about, and I predict he will reference us to it again in the near future now that he has discovered it's powers.
I actually can't wait to use it in my next argument with Kevin...."THE BOOK states on page 1 that the woman is always right."
Lucky is the girl who does get a real proposal from my cute, funny, creative son, but for her own good,she had better be able to read HIM like a book.
He was a charmer already at the young age of 4.

No one had ever break his sweet heart, or they will have ME to answer to!